See what you started, Dave.
My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice cubes. But now it's just water under the fridge.
I actually opened my most recent published article - a test of an Indian Motorcycle - with a quote from Tim Vine.
"Black Beauty - he's a dark horse."
Milton is another favourite - so is Stewart Francis.
"If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time."
Why would one get out of their car and put their lunch on top of their car while purchasing gasoline? We seem to be drifting from puns to funnies. 🥺
So I googeled "visual puns" and I found links to pages of them....... Is that punny?
I also want to toss in a plug for a pretty good book about humor and puns. James Geary's "Wit's End: What Wit Is, How It Works, and Why We Need It". I think I learned of this book from a thread here on Cake
You might even find the answer to why cannibals don't eat clowns.....😜
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
Or was it just well intentioned, or underwater, maybe. Sometimes good ideas just don't float that well. Or they leave a bad taste in ones mouth, like bad well water.
Logorrhea is too closely related to diarrhea in some minds.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
If good fences make good neighbors, does that mean you want to live next to an individual who buys and sells stolen property? ( a fence??)
Our local NPR station just broadcast an hour-long interview with this author!