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    • That'll be a yes from me!!!

      As you are sitting on the throne wondering where all the toilet paper went, how about checking your weight or at least what you are losing.

      You never knew you needed it until you saw it? 🥺

    • According to South Park, the weight loss should be calibrated in Courics:

      Couric. The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.

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    • I've gained some weight, because since no medicinal alcohol was to be found in stores, I've made do with going back to Bourbon (as a substitute in case of emergency, of course).