Christmas eve. My conservative wife has never even tried wine or champagne. Someone shouts, "Toni, are you going to try marijuana?!"
Of course she says no. Then they say, "It's great for sleep! We can buy a vial for you right now and it will be here in 30 minutes."
She hesitates. "Sleep? Why? Because I'd be high?"
"No, no, no... You don't get high. It's a great, legal pain relief medicine without the side effects of something like Tylenol, and it helps you sleep. Hand me your phone and we'll order some for you. In 30 minutes you can try it."
"It's Christmas eve!" she says. "It won't be here until after Christmas. We can think about it later."
It was delivered to our doorstep in 15 minutes.