Turns out the vegan and vegetarian Adventists in North America are the longest-lived population in the world — that I knew — and 20% of their calories come from fake meats. What?! They developed them back in the 1800s. And now they’re riding the fake meat wave after waiting a century and a half for it to arrive.
In disbelief, I checked Amazon and sure enough, you can get canned fake 🌭 from a recipe more than a century old.
So I sprung for some Taco filling. I don’t think it’s very healthy, but how can I say that when its customers live longer than anyone?