If a vehicle is causing you angst it might be time to assess some priorities. :-P
Can Am Spyders are great fun. Sure - they aren't motorcycles - but they are quite exhilerating to ride hard. An open wheel sports car with a bigger buzz.
And I like riding trikes too. Same thing. Different to a motorcycle, but still a heap of fun nonetheless.
I find that Yamaha quite appealing in a Sci-Fi sort of way. I'd like to ride one. Apparently they wheelie quite well with all that counterbalance too.