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    • Out of concern for those fathers doing their best to coupe being confined with family, and out of concern for those grandfathers who are not, I offer the following for you to use to remind your kids that you haven’t lost it yet.

      "What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe."

      "How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer."

      "What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop."

      "What do you call an everyday potato? A commentator."

      "What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter."

      "What did the atom say after losing an electron? 'I really gotta keep an ion them.'"

      "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

      "Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie."

      "Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."

      "How do astronomers organize a party? They planet."