Just a short funny sports blurb....in honor of Super Bowl Sunday for non-sports enthusiasts.
I have a few I created:
Horseback riding is for those who enjoy going up and down uncomfortably and getting bitten and kicked by large animals.
Football is for those who really do believe no pain, no gain (in yardage).
Bowling is for those who never stopped loving knocking things over as a child and sending things flying. (Remember the block towers?)
Tennis is for those who always loved trying to hit someone with something, anything. A ball will do.
Anyone have some other sports descriptions to share?